the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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