we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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