Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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