I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
