it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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