You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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