By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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