So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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