I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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