M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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