Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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