I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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