when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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