do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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