Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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