this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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