dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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