She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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