I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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