My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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