oh god the rape fog is back!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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