I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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