my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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