i just had sex bonerless
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
