I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
two words...techno handjob
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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