You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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