big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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