I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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