and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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