What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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