yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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