its not stalking. its research.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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