just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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