D3 body, D1 cock
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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