covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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