That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
