is wine microwaveable?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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