How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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