Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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