My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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