I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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