Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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