Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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