I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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