I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She has the best kind of daddy issues
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize