What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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