I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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