Sponge bath it is.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
well most of my day revolves around power hour
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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