What did we do last night that was yellow?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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