Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
