can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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