Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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